LAST AMENDMENT (xxix)*

GOODBYE JASON. . . . THANK YOU FOR DOING YOUR PART (FINALLY) TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Alex Wong, Getty Images (Jason 'Is that an iPhone?' Chaffetz)

I credit the Congressman with motivating me to become more involved in the political dialogue. He was the complete package. His collection of self-promotion, hypocrisy, hubris, misogyny, deception, self-righteousness, skilled politicization of tragedy, unabashed partisanship and utter disregard for oath of office raised (or lowered) the bar to nearly unprecedented levels. Much of today’s post comprises his own words. His stuff writes itself.

I can be nostalgic from time to time, so at the end I repeat some of the neologisms from prior posts.

Parenthetically, Chaffetz's most significant political defeat was Hillary's loss to Trump, pretty much removing him as the face of Fox News and seriously depleting purpose and meaning for him to remain in Congress. Stay tuned.

“I don’t know if it’s true but they tell me I’m only the fifth person in a hundred years to become chairman after three years.”

“Absolutely [I voted to cut funding from the U.S. embassy security budget]. Look, we have to make priorities and choices in this country. We have—think about this—15,000 contractors in Iraq. We have more than 6,000 contractors, private army there for President Obama in Baghdad. And we’re talking about can we get two dozen or so people into Libya to help protect our forces? When you’re in tough economic times, you have to make difficult choices how to prioritize this.”

. . . .

"I'm out! I can no longer in good conscience endorse this person for president. It is some of the most abhorrent and offensive comments that you can possibly imagine. My wife and I, we have a 15 year old daughter, and if I can't look her in the eye and tell her these things, I can't endorse this person."

. . . .

“Look, I think I went through a lot of gyrations that people in Utah and across the country [did]. I can’t imagine what the world would look like if Hillary Clinton were president right now. I mean—Blech.”

. . . .

After meeting with Trump in the Oval Office Chaffetz said The Don had instructed him not to raise the topic of “oversight“—to which he admittedly replied “fair enough.”

. . . .

“President-elect Trump’s obligation is to comply with the laws on the books. It appears he is going to great lengths to be as responsible as possible and comply with those requirements.”

. . . .

“He seems to be acting prematurely at best, without doing investigation or thorough looks. He’s rendering opinions publicly that really cause you to scratch your head. We need the Office of Government Ethics to act ethically. Ironically, that’s not what they’re doing.”

. . . .

“He’s already rich. He’s very rich. I don’t think that he ran for this office to line his pockets even more. I just don’t see it like that.”

. . . .

“I don’t see how that affects the average American and their [sic] taxpayer dollars. Just the fact that a staff person’s family is making money? It’s not enough.”

. . . .

“Somebody’ll do something stupid at some point, and we’ll be all over it. I think the people who voted for Donald trump went into it with eyes wide open. Everybody knew he was rich, everybody knew he had lots of different entanglements. . . . These other little intrigues about a wealthy family making money is a bit of a sideshow.”

. . . .

Questioning and then repeatedly interrupting Planned Parenthood President Cecile Richards as she tried to answer, he flashed the following:

"In pink, that's the reduction in the breast exams, and the red is the increase in the abortions. That's what's going on in your organization."

His sleight-of-hand was easily discovered:

  1. He presented as a Planned Parenthood chart this diagram that was created by an anti-abortion group. That copyright belongs to Americans United for Life, posted on its website June 2015.

  2. The crossed arrows on this dual-axis chart create a false correlation, plotting Planned Parenthood's life-saving procedures in millions but abortions in the hundreds of thousands. Using different numeric scales, the chart's proportions are completely disparate and establish no correlation whatsoever. The number of abortions remained relatively unchanged over that period of time.

. . . .

"Americans have choices. And they've got to make a choice. And so maybe, rather than getting that new iPhone that they just love, and they want to go spend hundreds of dollars on that, maybe they should just invest in their own healthcare."

. . . .

"If you're going to empower someone with the nuclear codes, I think we should understand how healthy or unhealthy they [sic] might be."

. . . .

“You’re really not going to like this part. The president under the law is exempt from the conflict of interests laws.”

SUGGESTED NEOLOGISMS FOR "CHAFFETZ"

“chaffetz"

/CHāf-its/

verb, tran.

Morally abandoning another for whom one bears responsibility. "He chaffezed his 15-year-old daughter who has now filed an emancipation petition seeking termination of parental rights."
verb, int.

Feigning moral outrage to accomplish an ulterior purpose or goal. "As a ruse to project moral superiority, he chaffetzed on all the news outlets about Trump’s grabbin' em by the pussy."

noun

  1. Unabashed hubris in relation to and contempt for another or others in the form of classism, elitism, snobbery, or snootiness in which the actor is incapable of introspection, self-awareness or empathy and questions the motives of anyone who disagrees with him. "During his town hall meeting, the congressman exposed his chaffetz by telling the young girl her question about the cost of health care was stupid and not worth answering and that she should get on the bus and go back to whichever state she came from."

  2. Female auto-immune response to rape that renders pregnancy biologically impossible. "Because she is pregnant, he could not have raped her. Her chaffetz would have automatically prevented conception—had it been a legitimate rape." See also “complete medical defense to criminal sex charges.”

  3. Cognitive disruption in one's ability to understand, recognize, investigate and quantify objective evil. "The Chaffetz Syndrome allows him to ignore compelling and obvious evidence of the President's criminal misconduct." See also cavalier breach of one's oath of office for political gain or self-aggrandizement.

verb

gerund or present participle

adj.

  1. Engaging in chaffetz; chaffetzing; to chaffetz. "When the coalition of homeless people tried to meet with him to discuss social reform and health insurance, the congressman chaffetzed them, later announcing on Fox News they were not welcome in his presence until they had jobs and clothing that wasn't so shabby."

  2. Manipulating the geographic political boundaries of a United States congressional district to an extreme numeric advantage. “Utah’s Third Congressional District is so chaffetzed, the Republican candidate will be elected, regardless of qualification, so long as he has a pulse.”

*My brother the fiction writer and novelist, Robert Hodgson Van Wagoner, deserves considerable credit for offering both substantive and technical suggestions to lastamendment.com

ravchief

Natural US Citizen. Caucasian. Shamed into blogging by DSM-V Cluster B 9/9-led regime, Utah's most embarrassing congressperson, and Newton's Third Law of Motion. The views expressed are mine.

USA, Utah, Salt Lake City

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