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ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, WE'RE CHAFFEZTED

SUGGESTED NEOLOGISMS FOR "CHAFFETZ" (UPDATED FROM POST (vi))

“chaffetz"

/CHāf-its/

verb, tran.

Morally abandoning another for whom one bears responsibility. "He chaffezed his 15-year-old daughter who has now filed an emancipation petition seeking termination of parental rights."

verb, int.

Feigning moral outrage to accomplish an ulterior purpose or goal. "As a ruse to project moral superiority, he chaffetzed on all the news outlets about Trump’s pussy-grabbing."

noun

  1. Unabashed hubris in relation to and contempt for another or others in the form of classism, elitism, snobbery, or snootiness in which the actor is incapable of introspection, self-awareness or empathy and questions the motives of anyone who disagrees with him. "During his town hall meeting, the congressman exposed his chaffetz by telling the young girl her question about the cost of health care was stupid and not worth answering and that she should get on the bus and go back to whichever state she came from."

  2. Female auto-immune response to rape that renders pregnancy biologically impossible. "Because she is pregnant, he could not have raped her. Had it been rape, her chaffetz would have automatically prevented conception." See also “medical defense to criminal charges.”

  3. Cognitive disruption in one's ability to understand, recognize, investigate and quantify objective evil. "The Chaffetz Syndrome allows him to ignore compelling and obvious evidence of the President's criminal misconduct." See also cavalier breach of one's oath of office for political gain or self-aggrandizement.

verb
gerund or present participle
adj.

  1. Engaging in chaffetz; chaffetzing; to chaffetz. "When the coalition of homeless people tried to meet with him to discuss social reform and health insurance, the congressman chaffetzed them, later announcing on Fox News they were not welcome in his presence until they had jobs and clothing that wasn't so shabby."

  2. Manipulating the geographic political boundaries of a United States congressional district to an extreme numeric advantage. “Utah’s Third Congressional District is so chaffetzed, the Republican candidate will be elected, regardless of qualification, so long as he has a pulse.”

The Chaffetz Embarassment (CE 1/435)

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Natural US Citizen. Caucasian. Shamed into blogging by DSM-V Cluster B 9/9-led regime, Utah's most embarrassing congressperson, and Newton's Third Law of Motion. The views expressed are mine.

USA, Utah, Salt Lake City

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