LAST AMENDMENT (vi)

HAVE YOU BEEN CHAFFETZED?

SUGGESTED NEOLOGISMS FOR "CHAFFETZ"

“chaffetz"

/CHāf-its/

verb, tran.

Morally abandoning another for whom one bears responsibility. "He chaffezed his 15-year-old daughter who has now filed an emancipation petition seeking termination of parental rights."

verb, int.

Feigning moral outrage to accomplish an ulterior purpose or goal. "As a ruse to project moral superiority, he chaffetzed on all the news outlets about Trump’s pussy-grabbing."

noun

  1. Female auto-immune response to rape that renders pregnancy biologically impossible. "Because she is pregnant, he could not have raped her. Had it been rape, her chaffetz would have automatically prevented conception. It is God’s will that this embryo be carried to term." See also “medical defense to criminal charges.”

  2. Cognitive disruption in one's ability to understand, recognize, investigate and quantify objective evil. "The Chaffetz Syndrome allows him to ignore compelling and obvious evidence of the President's criminal misconduct." See also cavalier breach of one's oath of office for political gain or self-aggrandizement.

verb
gerund or present participle
adj.

Manipulating the geographic political boundaries of a United States congressional district to an extreme numeric advantage. “Utah’s Third Congressional District is so chaffetzed, the Republican candidate will be elected, regardless of qualification, so long as he has a pulse.”

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Natural US Citizen. Caucasian. Shamed into blogging by DSM-V Cluster B 9/9-led regime, Utah's most embarrassing congressperson, and Newton's Third Law of Motion. The views expressed are mine.

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